The Movie Overdose Presents: Stalker

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There have been a few times when Tom and I have wondered how easy it must be to make a film these days. Quite often we can have little brainstorming sessions wherein we create masterpiece after masterpiece so we decided to start sharing these little exchanges. Starting from today The Movie Overdose is proud to present a new series of articles that will give you a glimpse into the wonderful world of two of potentially the most awful film producers ever…

This week we present to you a bold re-imagining of Andrei Tarkovsky’s seminal science fiction masterpiece, Stalker.

Tom:  still could have done with a bullet-time gun battle with aliens at the end
wonder if Paul W.S. Anderson has thought about remaking it
Sent at 15:33 on Monday
me:  you live to torment me, don’t you tom green?
Sent at 15:34 on Monday
Tom:  Woody Harrelson as the Stalker (as that Russian guy reminded me of him)
me:  i’ll give you that one
nic cage as the Scientist
Tom:  now you’re onboard!
me:  not sure about Writer
steven seagal
Tom:  he can die early on. The Zone can be filled with literal traps. maybe he steps on a disintegration bomb
it’ll be called Stalker: Get In The Zone
me:  yes yes yes
like Cube but in a field
Tom:  yeah. with a bit of Labyrinth
set it in the US. no one knows where Russia is these days
Sent at 15:41 on Monday
Tom:  also the scientist is evil and he wishes to transform into a CGI monster
Sent at 15:42 on Monday
me:  stalker’s wife Charlize Theron follows him into the Zone
also, the meat grinder is an actual meat grinder
everyone is telekinetic in the zone
Tom:  it has to be guarded by some creatures too
Sent at 15:44 on Monday
me:  bad shadow creatures like the stuff out of The Darkness
i’ve got it
the zone is the result of an experiment with alien technology GONE WRONG
the person now in control of the zone is an evil scientist
ladies and gentlemen
Christopher Walken
Tom:  AND the Stalker was one of those aliens but got amnesia. that’s why he knows the terrain so well because HE WAS BORN THERE
me:  he’s also dead
like a thetan
got to get some kind of Scientology slant in there somehoww

Tom:  still could have done with a bullet-time gun battle with aliens at the end

wonder if Paul W.S. Anderson has thought about remaking it

John:  you live to torment me, don’t you tom?

Tom:  Woody Harrelson as the Stalker (as that Russian guy reminded me of him)

John:  i’ll give you that one

nic cage as the Scientist

Tom:  now you’re on board!

John:  not sure about Writer

steven seagal

Tom:  he can die early on. The Zone can be filled with literal traps. maybe he steps on a disintegration bomb

it’ll be called Stalker: Get In The Zone

John:  yes yes yes

like Cube but in a field

Tom:  yeah. with a bit of Labyrinth

set it in the US.  no one knows where Russia is these days

Tom:  also the scientist is evil and he wishes to transform into a CGI monster

John:  stalker’s wife Charlize Theron follows him into the Zone

also, the meat grinder is an actual meat grinder

everyone is telekinetic in the zone

Tom:  it has to be guarded by some creatures too

John:  bad shadow creatures like the stuff out of The Darkness

i’ve got it

the zone is the result of an experiment with alien technology GONE WRONG

the person now in control of the zone is an evil scientist

ladies and gentlemen

Christopher Walken

Tom:  AND the Stalker was one of those aliens but got amnesia. that’s why he knows the terrain so well because HE WAS BORN THERE

John:  he’s also dead

like a thetan

got to get some kind of Scientology slant in there somehow

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